Things Not to Say When the Police Come to Arrest You

It's really not going to help your innocent plea when you say this to the cops-

"What? I thought I stuck him like a pig," Marshall N. Byers, 28, of Monroe, was quoted by Snohomish County prosecutors as saying after he was arrested. "What do you mean he's alive?"

Also, if you're on the run, you probably shouldn't tell random truck stop clerks that fact.